Time for a movie review!

OK, so last night I tried to watch The Jacket, but it sucked balls, so half-way through I wandered off and tried to cut my fingers off with those plastic scissors they give you when you're little. Fortunately for me, the plastic scissors were successful in not cutting me too bad, but unfortunately I tried to watch a movie that sucked balls.

The only thing I gathered from the movie was that if you put a jacket on Adrien Brody and stick him in a dark drawer he can time travel and talk to people who won't remember him. That and Keira Knightley's American accent is just plain silly.

I give this film 3 sucked balls.